To be honest with you, Duke Cannon would rather take a swift kick to the junk than spend all day on a computer. So he hired an intern to handle all this new age nonsense.
EMAIL: INTERN1@DUKECANNON.COM
PHONE: (313) 757-0565
Before you waste your time and ours with simple
questions, check out the FAQs TO THE RIGHT.
Your soap is so big, it doesn’t fit in my soap holder.
Actually, that’s not a question. Stop bitching and build yourself a new holder, son.
No, seriously, the soap is so big I can’t get in my cracks.
Take your knife out and cut yourself a crack-slice.
What are the ingredients in Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap?
Sodium Tallowate, Sodium Cocoate, Water, Glycerin, Hard Work, Fragrance, Steel Cut Oats, Iron Oxides Black, Sodium Chloride, Pentasodium Pentetate, Yellow 10, Blue 3.
Do the soaps come individually packaged?
This is America. We don’t skip any steps here. Each brick of soap is individually packaged and hand stamped.
Where can I buy Duke Cannon Supply Co. products?
Currently, Duke Cannon products are available through our online store and we’re fielding offers to expand to brick and mortar stores soon.
I have a question about shipping or about an order I've placed.
For the fastest answers, please directly contact our shipping department at shipping@dukecannon.com
What does your soap smell like?
The soap smells like a man should – clean and fresh. Trust us, the ladies in the office think it’s a manly scent.
Will using Duke Cannon cure me of mangina?
It will certainly help, yes.
Will using Duke Cannon soap get me laid?
Son, you have us confused with a popular brand of shower gels. Their “effect” promises greater attention from “eager and attractive young females.” And if you believe that load of BS, you are a complete d-bag. Please leave our site now. Our soap gets you clean, not laid. You should be able to take care of that yourself.
Who is Duke Cannon?
He is the man you wish you were.
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